do people get off a train / escalator / out of a lift and just stand there blocking every-one else's way?
is it that I can wear a black skirt all day and spill nothing down it, but put on a white one and I throw my breakfast all over it?
do I meet no-one I know when I go out looking pretty damn smart (IMO) yet bump into loads of people when I nip out looking a real mess?
do I always seem to have to stop at the pedestrian crossing lights some joker has set off and then walked away from?
can I sleep like a baby when eldest son is at University but as soon as he comes home and goes out in the evening I'm up all night in a state of high anxiety until he's tucked up safely?
do all the members of my family always want to use the computer when I want to?
